'Allo 'Allo! (TV Series)
The Policeman Cometh (1985)
Richard Gibson: Herr Otto Flick
Quotes
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[on telephone]
Herr Flick : Flick the Gestapo... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!
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Herr Flick : Ten minutes is up. You may now come out of the corner.
[Helga turns away from the wall and approaches the desk]
Herr Flick : Let that be a lesson to you. Never AGAIN will you burn my my toast.
Private Helga Geerhart : Yes Herr Flick. May I sit.
Herr Flick : Yes.
[Helga sits]
Herr Flick : You may continue with your tea. I have kept your egg warm under the cozy.
[Removes the cozy]
Herr Flick : .
Private Helga Geerhart : You have a very kind streak in your nature.
Herr Flick : I nearly failed my Gestapo exams because of it.
Private Helga Geerhart : [Tapping her egg, which does not break] This has a very strong shell.
Herr Flick : Hit it HARD with your spoon. They always break in the end.
Private Helga Geerhart : You're looking pensive, Herr Flick.
Herr Flick : I'm trying to decide what to do with you tonight.
Private Helga Geerhart : I see.
Private Helga Geerhart : I might take you to the movies.
Private Helga Geerhart : What is showing?
Herr Flick : Anything we like.
[Helga looks disappointed]
Herr Flick : Or we could stay here and amuse ourselves. I have a box of sharp needles somewhere.
[Helga looks horrified. Flick ducks down behind the desk]
Herr Flick : Ah. Here they are.
Private Helga Geerhart : What have you in mind, Herr Flick?
Herr Flick : I have an excellent gramophone, and many records of Hitler's speeches. They QUITE amusing.
Private Helga Geerhart : Hitler's speeches quite amusing?
Herr Flick : Played at double speed... He sounds like Donald Duck.
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Herr Flick : [Answers phone] Flick the Gestapo... no, I said Flick the Gestapo.