- Herr Flick: Ten minutes is up. You may now come out of the corner.
- [Helga turns away from the wall and approaches the desk]
- Herr Flick: Let that be a lesson to you. Never AGAIN will you burn my my toast.
- Private Helga Geerhart: Yes Herr Flick. May I sit.
- Herr Flick: Yes.
- [Helga sits]
- Herr Flick: You may continue with your tea. I have kept your egg warm under the cozy.
- [Removes the cozy]
- Herr Flick: .
- Private Helga Geerhart: You have a very kind streak in your nature.
- Herr Flick: I nearly failed my Gestapo exams because of it.
- Private Helga Geerhart: [Tapping her egg, which does not break] This has a very strong shell.
- Herr Flick: Hit it HARD with your spoon. They always break in the end.
- Private Helga Geerhart: You're looking pensive, Herr Flick.
- Herr Flick: I'm trying to decide what to do with you tonight.
- Private Helga Geerhart: I see.
- Private Helga Geerhart: I might take you to the movies.
- Private Helga Geerhart: What is showing?
- Herr Flick: Anything we like.
- [Helga looks disappointed]
- Herr Flick: Or we could stay here and amuse ourselves. I have a box of sharp needles somewhere.
- [Helga looks horrified. Flick ducks down behind the desk]
- Herr Flick: Ah. Here they are.
- Private Helga Geerhart: What have you in mind, Herr Flick?
- Herr Flick: I have an excellent gramophone, and many records of Hitler's speeches. They QUITE amusing.
- Private Helga Geerhart: Hitler's speeches quite amusing?
- Herr Flick: Played at double speed... He sounds like Donald Duck.
- Officer Crabtree: [discussing repairing an escape balloon with silk nickers] We will need farty or fifty nickers.
- René: I will try for fifty.