- Mamie Dubcek: I used to be a cheerleader but they threw me off the team because I forgot to wear underwear... occasionally.
- [Don, Judith and Rico drink deeply from their beers]
- [on their road trip West to try and save Sally from the supermodel Venusians, Harry runs into Masha in a New Mexico town]
- Harry Solomon: What have you done with Sally?
- Mascha: I can't tell you anything. I wish I could.
- Harry Solomon: Can you give me a hint?
- Mascha: We're doing something. Something big. Sunday. In San Diego.
- Harry Solomon: Is that all you can tell me?
- Mascha: [emphasizing each word] Sunday. At a stadium. In San Diego.
- Harry Solomon: Just one clue... for old times' sake.
- Mascha: [impatient, she gives up all pretense] At the Super Bowl!
- Harry Solomon: Work with me, Baby. *Which* Super Bowl?
- [Dick, Harry and Tommy, tied up in the underground bunker, are face to face with Prell, leader of the Venusians]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: What is your evil plan, Prell?
- Harry Solomon: Are you gonna keep us here and make us your sex slaves?
- Prell: No.
- Tommy Solomon: Are you sure? I mean, that would be a pretty good evil plan.
- [Harry, Dick and Tommy mutter their agreement with the idea]