3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Assault with a Deadly Dick (1996)

Kristen Johnston: Sally Solomon

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Quotes 

• Dr. Dick Solomon : This planet has crossed the line! Assemble the giant robot!

  Sally Solomon : We didn't pack it. I wanted to, but you needed the room for your exercise bike. Which, I might add, you never use.

  [she pats his midsection for emphasis] 

• Sally Solomon : Dick, I've been telling you! This planet is in a bad neighborhood!

• [to Don] 

  Sally Solomon : If I had a gun like that, I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk until I ran out of bullets.

• [about the stolen car radio] 

  Sally Solomon : Wait a minute! I know what's happened here! You see it all the time on the news!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : Uh, toupees?

• [referring to the mall] 

  Sally Solomon : I think the entire planet should be covered by one big roof.

  Dr. Dick Solomon : And we should never be more than fifteen feet from a weenie on a stick!