- Nina Campbell: Oh, my God! You've got a Jiggly Pig!
- [Dick covers his groin with his hat]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I do not!
- [while eating his Rusty Burger, Dick bites onto a small, fuzzy animal toy in the box]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: My burger is infested with pigs!
- Tommy Solomon: Y'know what these are? They're Fuzzy Buddies. They're promotional giveaways. See, you collect them all.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why?
- Tommy Solomon: I don't know. That way, you have them all.
- [Dick is spending all the household money on collecting Fuzzy Buddies]
- Harry Solomon: How 'bout, instead of buyin' a bunch of screwed-up dolls, we buy some food, pay the rent. Come on, Dick! Dubcek's threatened to make me work it off, and I don't think she's talkin' about mowin' the lawn.