3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons (1999)

Christine Lakin: Michelle

Quotes 

• Michelle Solomon : Sally, do you have a boyfriend?

  Sally Solomon : Yes, I do, Michelle. His name is Don, and he's a cop.

  Michelle Solomon : [chuckles]  Ohhh! Cops are so hot!

  Sally Solomon : [excitedly]  Tell me about it! I've got me the hottest one! Hey, check him out.

  [Sally takes a photo of Don from her shirt and gives it to Michelle. Michelle looks at the photo, and her chuckling instantly fades] 

  Michelle Solomon : [faintly]  Whoa.

  [Sally takes the photo back, unaware that Michelle is unimpressed of Don's look] 

  Sally Solomon : [smiles]  Hands off, hon. He's mine.

• Michelle Solomon : Hey, Sally, can I tell you a secret?

  Sally Solomon : Sure, Missy. Of course you can.

  Michelle Solomon : I'm a virgin.

  Sally Solomon : [impressed]  Wow!

  Michelle Solomon : Yeah...

  Sally Solomon : Really?

  [Michelle nods] 

  Sally Solomon : God... I remember what those days were like, you know. Feel like I was the only person on Earth who hadn't had sex. Wondered what it was gonna be like.

  Michelle Solomon : When did you lose your virginity?

  Sally Solomon : Eh, couple of weeks ago.

  Michelle Solomon : [amazingly]  Wow!

  Sally Solomon : Yeah... So what are you waiting for?

  Michelle Solomon : I don't know... The right guy.

  Sally Solomon : Oh my god! That is exactly what I did! That is so cool!

  [they giggle and hug]