3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Dick for Tat (1999)
John Lithgow: Dr. Dick Solomon
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Quotes
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Dr. Mary Albright : I am so hungover!
Dr. Dick Solomon : Oh, well, Mary, that's just nature's way of telling you what a tramp you are.
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Dr. Mary Albright : [a very drunk Mary, reading a boardgame card] What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Dr. Dick Solomon : [coyly] Well, there was the time I staged a production of Othello, were the part of Desdemona was played by a down comforter.
Dr. Mary Albright : [slurring] I'm not giving you any points for that!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : Nina, have you gotten ahold of Mrs Strudwick yet?
Nina : Yes, but she keeps hanging up.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Nina, I need you to improve your phone manner - I'm trying to sleep with this woman!
Nina : [outraged] Wait - you're having me call her so you can sleep with her?
Dr. Dick Solomon : You're right, that's too impersonal... I'll take her flowers and candy. No, I'll just take her flowers - I don't want her fat!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : Is your father at home?
Alissa Strudwick : No.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Well, is your mother home?
Alissa Strudwick : Yeah, but - she's in the shower...
Dr. Dick Solomon : In the shower?
[smirks]
Dr. Dick Solomon : Half my work is done!
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[everyone except Dick has had enough of the board game 'Sex or Consequences']
Tommy Solomon : Dick, why don't you go play this with Dr Albright?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Fine. But that's the last time I bring home a sexually explicit board game for this family.
[he leaves]
Tommy Solomon : I hate that game.
Harry Solomon : Ya wanna play 'Strip Parcheesi'?
Tommy Solomon : You're on!
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Dr. Dick Solomon : Isn't this great. Look at us. An Earth family, sitting around together on a beautiful Autumn evening, playing a nice, friendly game.
Tommy Solomon : [bored] Yeah. A game called 'Sex or Consequences'.
Dr. Dick Solomon : [reading from the box] "The naughty, bawdy adult party game where everybody wants to be on top."
Sally Solomon : [also bored] Whoopee.
Dr. Dick Solomon : Come on, Sally, you're not even trying. Look how far you are from the erogenous zone.