- Dr. Dick Solomon: Nina - Nina... Here are the keys to my Rambler. Take it somewhere and have my tires rotated.
- Nina: Ahhh, that is not in my job description.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh. Well, what is in your job description?
- Nina: Mmmm - typing.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, type it into your job description and get it done by lunch.
- Mrs. Dubcek: Could you guys keep an eye out for the UPS guy? I'm expecting a package.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Why, where are you going?
- Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Your who-la-gyn-e-what?
- Mrs. Dubcek: My gynecologist. He's a wonderful doctor.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Oh, good, I could use a new doctor.
- Mrs. Dubcek: He's a woman's doctor.
- Sally Solomon: For women only?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, doesn't he realize he could double his business if he'd open his practice to everyone?
- Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, please, I'm not into all that PC baloney. I think that women should have their own doctors, and men shouldn't wait tables at Hooters.