- Harry Solomon: I'll never forget the time I lost my virginity to ol'... what's-her-name over at... the place. Magic.
- Officer Don: Hello, boys.
- Tommy Solomon: Why don't you save the sweet talk for the ladies, Don?
- Harry Solomon: Yeah. Did you think we wouldn't know? Did you think we wouldn't find out?
- Tommy Solomon: Stupid!
- Officer Don: What's the matter? Is Sally okay?
- Harry Solomon: She's a mess! And we wanna know why.
- Officer Don: What did she tell you?
- Tommy Solomon: Nothing. That's the problem.
- Officer Don: Well, how do you know something's wrong?
- Tommy Solomon: Because she tells us everything about you!
- Harry Solomon: The way you wear your hat.
- Tommy Solomon: The way you sip your tea.
- Harry Solomon: The way your smile just beams.
- Tommy Solomon: The way you sing off-key.
- Officer Don: No, no!
- Harry Solomon: Yes! She tells us everything, and you can't take that away from me!
- Officer Don: I would never do anything to harm Sally. I love her.
- Harry Solomon: Oh yeah? Well then, why isn't she talking?
- Officer Don: I don't know, that's her business!
- Harry Solomon: Why I oughta - !
- [Tommy stops him]
- Harry Solomon: Okay, all right. We'll play the little game your way.
- Tommy Solomon: But remember, we're watching you. 24 hours a day.
- Harry Solomon: I thought we were gonna go see a movie.
- Tommy Solomon: Shh!
- [the two turn to leave, but then quickly turn back around to point at Don]