3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

The Physics of Being Dick (1998)

French Stewart: Harry Solomon

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Quotes 

• Harry Solomon : Dick, y'know what they say. When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.

• Harry Solomon : You know how they say that if you really want a job, it'll just fall in your lap?

  Happy Doug : Uhh... no.

  Harry Solomon : And how desperation is the surest road to success.

  Happy Doug : I never heard that.

  Harry Solomon : Why do they say those things? Why?

  Happy Doug : I'm not sure they do.

• Dr. Dick Solomon : [looking forward to speaking at Career Day at Tommy's school]  Once your classmates hear me speak, you'll be the toast of the school.

  Sally : Wait, are you kidding, Dick? You're a Physics professor. I mean, that's almost as dorky as...

  [everyone thinks it over] 

  Tommy : I got nothin'.

  Harry Solomon : I'm stumped.

• Dr. Dick Solomon : [Dick is offended that everyone thinks his job is pointless]  This is outrageous. I'm wise, and revered, and I work damn hard. Who do you think puts food on the table?

  Sally : I put it there!

  Tommy : I'm going with America's farmers.

  Harry Solomon : There's food on the table?