- Nina Campbell: [about Dick & Mary] I thought the two of you were over. Why do all men think once they plant the flag, they own the mountain?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I spent two years climbing that mountain, and I am not about to let another man yodel on it!
- August: Your son is impossible.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: And you're a pain in the ass. You're made for each other.
- Harry Solomon: Thinking thinking, thinking hard! I know what the answer is, I got it! No, that can't be. I'm so wrong! I guessed Mao, but it's B.D. Wong.
- Mrs. Mamie Dubcek: Thinking thinking, thinking hard! What's the use? I've burned too many braincells! Maybe I'll just fantasize; look at Alex and close my eyes!
- Harry Solomon: Hey, the TV's off.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: I know, I turned it off.
- Harry Solomon: Well, but now it's... off.
- [Dick is jealous that Tommy is spending time with Mary]
- Dr. Dick Solomon: She's too old for you.
- Tommy Solomon: I'm older than you.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Well, you're too old for her. Either way, it won't work.
- Tommy Solomon: I make her laugh, Dick. She likes it.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [shouting, outraged] You shut your foul mouth!