- Harry Solomon: What's for lunch?
- Sally Solomon: I didn't make anything.
- Harry Solomon: All right, I'm off to the gyro stand.
- [he says it like 'jy-row']
- Dr. Dick Solomon: No, Harry, Harry it's gyros.
- [using the Greek pronunciation 'yee-ross']
- Harry Solomon: Y'know, if one more person tells me how to pronounce it, I'm just gonna stop eatin' 'em.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: [in a bandana and loincloth, addressing the campers who made him their leader] We're staying in these woods forever.
- Jimmy: Forever?
- Dr. Dick Solomon: Forever.
- Todd: Yeah, but it's only half an hour before hamburger time back at camp.
- Dr. Dick Solomon: No, no, we're gonna kill a boar. Remember? We can eat for a week.
- Roy: We got school on Monday, ya moron!... Let's go.
- Todd: It was fun 'til he took his pants off.