3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)
Will Work for Dick (1997)
French Stewart: Harry Solomon
Quotes
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Harry Solomon : Well, I can't take it anymore. I quit!
Dr. Dick Solomon : You can't quit. you're fired!
Harry Solomon : Noooo!
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[Harry is Dick's secretary]
Dr. Dick Solomon : Harry, did I get any phone calls?
Harry Solomon : Oh yes, it rang repeatedly.
Dr. Dick Solomon : And... who called?
Harry Solomon : Well, I don't know, Dick, I'm not clairvoyant.
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Harry Solomon : Talk to the hand.
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Harry Solomon : So, Dick, y'know what I overheard at the water cooler?
Dr. Dick Solomon : Uh, what?
Harry Solomon : That there's this weird guy hangin' around the water cooler.
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Dr. Dick Solomon : [shouting] Harry! My pencils are dull!
Harry Solomon : Then talk to Dr. Albright - she's RIVETING!
Dr. Mary Albright : Thanks, Harry.
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Tommy Solomon : So, when you looked out and didn't see Dick in the audience, I guess you felt betrayed...
Sally Solomon : Yeah!
Tommy Solomon : And you felt like you would be alone your whole life...
Sally Solomon : YEAH!
Tommy Solomon : Congratulations - you've just taken the first steps into childhood. So now you take that emotional baggage and cram it into all your adult relationships.
Harry Solomon : And the great thing is, if you ever kill anyone, you get to blame Dick!