8 Simple Rules (TV Series)

Kerry's Video (2003)

Martin Spanjers: Rory Hennessy

Quotes 

• Rory : [when Bridget breaks her nose, comes down for breakfast]  I am not an animal.

  Bridget : Shut Up!

  Cate : Rory, are you about done?

  Rory : Just about. I am a human... being.

• Rory : I should go up to my room and take a long look at myself. In the mirror. To see what my butt looks like when I'm dancing!

  [shakes shoulders] 

• Cate : Hey, Rory! How was tennis?

  Rory : [Sits on chair]  Boring.

  Bridget : [Storms in the door, face covered in bandages]  Daddy broke my nose!

  Cate : Oh my god!

  Rory : [Flatly, still bored]  Oh. Yeah.