- [Murdoch is giving a direct blood transfusion to B.A, who is squirming]
- Hannibal: B.A., just relax.
- B.A. Baracus: I told you guys for the last time. I don't want this sucker's blood in me. It's going to make me crazy like him.
- Murdock: No, it's not going to make you crazy, it'll make you mellow. You can even room with me at the V.A. I'll have them bring in an extra bunk and we can sit together and watch the walls melt.
- B.A. Baracus: Hannibal!
- "Faceman": Hannibal, you'll talk him out of it, won't ya?
- Hannibal: Face, if anybody could talk B.A. out of anything, he'd be a professional wrestler. Now, give him some time. He'll, he'll cool off. Eh, the worst think that could happen to you is he's gonna be taking a couple of swings at you.
- "Faceman": One ought to do it.
- Deputy Jack Harmson: 'Course you realise, when we run these prints through we are gonna find out who you guys are.
- Hannibal: I told you before, we're ballet dancers.
- "Faceman": That guy over at doc is our choreographer.
- Hannibal: Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our pas de'deux. Opened up on us from the first row with a 50 caliber machine gun.
- Amy Amanda Allen: What are these for?
- "Faceman": Grills, they make great grills.
- Amy Amanda Allen: Grills?
- "Faceman": I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch.
- Hannibal: [B.A. has been wounded] How is he, Doc?
- Dr. Maggie Sullivan: Not very good. Your friend here has a .50-caliber hole in his leg. I had to tie off an artery. It took 60 stitches to close him up. What were you hunting? Elephants?
- Hannibal: [shrugging, with a smile] Quail.
- B.A. Baracus: Gotta need for the Faceman to change his name. Yeah. To Broken Face!
- "Faceman": Come on B.A., it wasn't my fault.
- B.A. Baracus: You were supposed to be the rear guard. You messed up bad. Now I have to mess you up. It's the law.
- "Faceman": Oh, brother.
- Hannibal: Murdock will be here right away, you're the same blood type. We'll do a direct transfusion and get you on your feet.
- B.A. Baracus: Murdock?
- Hannibal: You're both AB negative, remember?
- B.A. Baracus: I'm ain't swapin' blood with that sucker, he's crazy!
- Hannibal: B.A. he's the only donor we have, unless we're gonna get you into Cedar-Siani. You have very special blood.
- B.A. Baracus: I ain't letting you put any of Murdock's crazy juice in me, no way man. He's nuts.
- Amy Amanda Allen: What do you think happened?
- Murdock: I don't know. It was supposed to be a simple gig, no air support, no nothing, just bring some old man's son from his kidnappers, but I got a red ball 1, that's big trouble. Bag's leaking means one of the team took some lead.
- Amy Amanda Allen: It couldn't've been Hannibal, he made the call.
- Murdock: Hannibal is not the one under the gun.
- bad guy: You're gonna pay for that, man!
- Hannibal: I'm gonna cut you a check next time I'm down at the bank, man!