The A-Team (TV Series)

Blood, Sweat, and Cheers (1985)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• John "Hannibal" Smith : [after the bad guys blow up a car with Kid Harmon's tarp over it]  I can't believe you did that, you just destroyed an expensive racing car.

  Scarface : Yeah, I'm all broken hearted.

  John "Hannibal" Smith : Well, I'm sure when Mr. Kyle Ludwig finds out you blew up *his* car, he's going to break more than that.

  Scarface : What?

  B.A. Baracus : Told you you didn't want to do that, sucker.

• Murdock : I had an uncle Carl once, he was a milkman, but all he ever gave me was cottage cheese.

  B.A. Baracus : Murdock, your brains are cottage cheese.

• B.A. Baracus : You put cake in my van?