The A-Team (TV Series)
Children of Jamestown (1983)
Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
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Quotes
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Coulton's Daughter : Are you sure you're all right? You really should be lying down, you know.
Face : Oh, I can't lie down. Not till we get Hannibal's boots back.
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Amy : Wow. Those blood capsules are really realistic.
Face : Think so, huh? I accidentally swallowed the capsules. Hannibal split the inside of my lip.
Hannibal : Sorry, kid. You walked right into that one.
Face : [spitting out a tooth] Oh, there goes another cap!
B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, why did you go bust Face-man in the lip for? You know you make him ugly you're gonna mess up our meal-ticket. We won't be able to get into good hotel rooms.
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Hannibal : Hey Face, what do you think these guy wear under their skirts?
Face : Uh, I don't know.
[to closest cult member]
Face : Half slip?
[gets hit in the gut with a rifle]
Face : Ohhh!
Hannibal : [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
[gets in the gut with a rifle]
Hannibal : Arrgh!
B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!
[gets hit doesn't react]
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Face : [Face to Coulton's daughter about Murdock] That guy's as crazy as a Mexican rattler, but I love him.
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Amy : So now what do we do? How do we get out of here?
Hannibal : Well first off we may not. We could die right here. Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck. Figure you're dead, can you do that?
Amy : Are you kidding?
B.A. Baracus : Look Amy, we all gotta accept death, that way we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.
Amy : Well I don't think I can.
Face : Try. You gotta try.
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Amy : I think that you are crude and disgusting. All you do is yell at me! 'The pancakes are lumpy!'
Face : The pancakes ARE lumpy!
Amy : 'The orange juice is too pulpy!'
Face : Will you shut up, Sue Ellen? Just shut your damn yap! You've been braying about coffee all morning so let's just get the coffee and let's go, okay?
Amy : OKAY!
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Face : Boy, eh, you really fill out that tunic. You used to be a line backer for the Rams?
Brother Stephen : We do the Lord's work. If you're here to taunt us, please don't.
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Hannibal : [the team has been captured by a cult] Hey, Face, what do think these guys are wearing under their skirts?
Face : Uh, I don't know.
[to closest Cult Member]
Face : Half slip?
[gets hit in gut with a rifle butt]
Face : Ohh!
Hannibal : [to closest cult member] Garter belt?
[gets hit in the gut with a rifle butt]
Hannibal : Arrgh!
B.A. Baracus : I think you guys wear panty hose!
[gets hit. Doesn't react]