The A-Team (TV Series)
Cowboy George (1986)
George Peppard: John 'Hannibal' Smith
Quotes
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[Murdock, with help from Boy George, has disguised himself as a pregnant woman in order to gain entry to the jail-house]
Murdock : Herbert, open up, darling, its Cynthia!
Hannibal : Cynthia, go away!
Murdock : Herbert, oh Herbert, we have to talk, for the baby!
B.A. Baracus : Baby? what's that fool talking about?
Face : Let's open up and find out!
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Hannibal : I hate it when I don't spot a phoney.
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[Murdock enters the jail-house]
Murdock : [Lifting up the dress] Hold your breath, and remember your exercises.
[In a whisper]
Murdock : Explosives!
Hannibal : [Collecting the explosives] Great, Murdock, just great
Face : You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man!
Murdock : Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go!
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[Hannibal, Face and B.A. have been locked in a small-town jailhouse by a fake sheriff, who then leaves with all his deputies]
Face : Why would they lock us up then take off?
Hannibal : They've probably gone to tell the townsfolk that *we* stole their money. Make a great diversion - the bad guys get away, while the locals start looking at us, and throwing ropes over tree limbs.
Face : Makes sense!
Hannibal : I think we need to figure a way out of this jail, guys!
B.A. Baracus : That's why we brought you along, Hannibal. That's you're department!
Hannibal : Okay, the Hannibal Smith Ideas Department is now open for suggestions!
B.A. Baracus : That's not an idea, Hannibal!
Face : [Walking to the bars and taking a small pouch from his pocket] Well, I have an idea.
Hannibal : [Looking at the pouch] A set of lock picks! You know, sometimes Face, your sense of larceny is your most attractive trait!
Face : I know!
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Hannibal : The Hannibal Smith Idea Department is now open for suggestions.
B.A. Baracus : That's not an idea, Hannibal.
Face : Well guys,
[sighs]
Face : ... I have an idea.
[produces a small bag from his pocket]
Hannibal : A set of lockpicks.
Face : Hm hmm.
Hannibal : Face, sometimes you're sense of larceny is your most attractive trait.
Face : I know.
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B.A. Baracus : Hey Hannibal, why is Face out there spending all our money. That ain't right.
Hannibal : Well ever since he took that showbusiness accountant course, he's been in a fiscal Twilight Zone.
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Hannibal : Face is trying to get something going between jobs, I mean we all got our outside interests. You got your daycare center, Murdock's got his psychosis, I got my acting.
B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, you ain't no actor, you don't find actors dressing up like lizards.
Hannibal : That's a very narrow interpretation, B.A. Boris Karloff wouldn't like it.
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[Hannibal, Face and B.A. have left the cell, only to find they can't leave because the jail-house surrounded by angry townspeople]
Face : [Walking in from the cell area] I just found the real sheriff - dead!
B.A. Baracus : Oh, man, they're going to think we killed him!
Hannibal : Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!