The A-Team (TV Series)

Cowboy George (1986)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• [Boy George reveals his contract stipulated a fee of $1.2 million] 

  Hannibal : Face?

  Face : We'll, I've been so busy, I didn't get a chance to explain our little contractual divot, here.

  Hannibal : Face, $1.2 million is not a divot, it is a crater!

• [Murdock, with help from Boy George, has disguised himself as a pregnant woman in order to gain entry to the jail-house] 

  Murdock : Herbert, open up, darling, its Cynthia!

  Hannibal : Cynthia, go away!

  Murdock : Herbert, oh Herbert, we have to talk, for the baby!

  B.A. Baracus : Baby? what's that fool talking about?

  Face : Let's open up and find out!

• [Murdock enters the jail-house] 

  Murdock : [Lifting up the dress]  Hold your breath, and remember your exercises.

  [In a whisper] 

  Murdock : Explosives!

  Hannibal : [Collecting the explosives]  Great, Murdock, just great

  Face : You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man!

  Murdock : Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go!

• [Hannibal, Face and B.A. have been locked in a small-town jailhouse by a fake sheriff, who then leaves with all his deputies] 

  Face : Why would they lock us up then take off?

  Hannibal : They've probably gone to tell the townsfolk that *we* stole their money. Make a great diversion - the bad guys get away, while the locals start looking at us, and throwing ropes over tree limbs.

  Face : Makes sense!

  Hannibal : I think we need to figure a way out of this jail, guys!

  B.A. Baracus : That's why we brought you along, Hannibal. That's you're department!

  Hannibal : Okay, the Hannibal Smith Ideas Department is now open for suggestions!

  B.A. Baracus : That's not an idea, Hannibal!

  Face : [Walking to the bars and taking a small pouch from his pocket]  Well, I have an idea.

  Hannibal : [Looking at the pouch]  A set of lock picks! You know, sometimes Face, your sense of larceny is your most attractive trait!

  Face : I know!

• Hannibal : The Hannibal Smith Idea Department is now open for suggestions.

  B.A. Baracus : That's not an idea, Hannibal.

  Face : Well guys,

  [sighs] 

  Face : ... I have an idea.

  [produces a small bag from his pocket] 

  Hannibal : A set of lockpicks.

  Face : Hm hmm.

  Hannibal : Face, sometimes you're sense of larceny is your most attractive trait.

  Face : I know.

• Face : Wait a minute, see I, I agreed to book Cowboy George...

  Boy George : Well, I'm Boy George and I agreed to play the Arizona Forum.

  Face : Forum, ah, well there's no Forum here, I mean this is a bar, this is a dance hall, it's called the 'Floor'em'.

• Hannibal : Face, how could you trust a guy named 'Dash'?

  Face : You see, he owes me a little favor, 'cause I, eh, helped him out with his, eh, ex-wife.

• [Hannibal, Face and B.A. have left the cell, only to find they can't leave because the jail-house surrounded by angry townspeople] 

  Face : [Walking in from the cell area]  I just found the real sheriff - dead!

  B.A. Baracus : Oh, man, they're going to think we killed him!

  Hannibal : Well, I admit that this situation has some ragged edges, but I can't think with all this noise!