The A-Team (TV Series)

Cowboy George (1986)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• [Murdock is trying to pick the lock on the door of a small town store] 

  Murdock : Face usally does this, makes it look real easy. An honest man doesn't really have the knack for this sort of thing...

  Boy George : Yeah, but who needs honesty?

  [lifts his foot and kicks the door open] 

• [Murdock, with help from Boy George, has disguised himself as a pregnant woman in order to gain entry to the jail-house] 

  Murdock : Herbert, open up, darling, its Cynthia!

  Hannibal : Cynthia, go away!

  Murdock : Herbert, oh Herbert, we have to talk, for the baby!

  B.A. Baracus : Baby? what's that fool talking about?

  Face : Let's open up and find out!

• [Murdock enters the jail-house] 

  Murdock : [Lifting up the dress]  Hold your breath, and remember your exercises.

  [In a whisper] 

  Murdock : Explosives!

  Hannibal : [Collecting the explosives]  Great, Murdock, just great

  Face : You know, Murdock, you look more attractive to me as a woman than you do as a man!

  Murdock : Face, we haven't got time for that. Boy George is waiting behind the sheriff's office - we've got to go!

• Murdock : Remi St. Starland here.

  Chuck Danford : [laughs]  That's a funny name!

  Murdock : Thank you, made it up myself.