- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Face, when are you gonna shave that moustacio? I mean you just ain't the same person with that hair over your lip.
- Ray Evans: Look it was just a coincidence we were there...
- "Hannibal" Smith: I don't believe in coincidence. More importantly, neither does he.
- [indicating B.A]
- "B.A." Baracus: That's right. I hate coincidence!
- Face: It's best we're not seen talking together.
- [whispering]
- Face: They have spies.
- Mr. Reynolds: Spies?
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Yeah, spies. They're little guys with beady eyes and long fingernails. They plant bugs that can pick up the hush of a man's heartbeat or, the whisper of a falling hair.
- Eddie Devane: You guys are never gonna get outta here in one piece, you're dead.
- "Hannibal" Smith: Button up, sleezeball!
- Eddie Devane: I've filled a cemetery with wiseguys like you.
- [Hannibal laughs]
- George Olson: I can explain. My real name was George Banner. I used to work for Tommy Largo as his accountant.
- "Howling Mad" Murdock: Tommy Largo? The Mobster? The man's an animal! He's the biggest crook in the city. He makes a rattlesnake look like a charm bracelet.
- Eddie Devane: [Devane's men are all looking up at the sky] Hey hey hey hey, what's the matter? I'm not paying you guys to count clouds, huh?
- Face: Oh, I don't know, Hannibal, I hate to be an alarmist, but getting caught between Attila the Hun and Jaws is not my idea of how to live to a ripe old age.
- Eddie Devane: Look, after I get rid of this guy, you take his pal in that frog suit out to the desert and dump him in a hole!