- A.J. Bancroft: Any father would be proud of you.
- Faceman: Well, I'm also a wanted criminal. Who could be proud of a son like that?
- A.J. Bancroft: Or a father like that?
- A.J. Bancroft: 'Face'. That's a charming nickname.
- Murdock: That's because he's a charming sort of guy. We, eh, we call him 'Faceman' because he is so good looking, that he can extract the answer 'yes' from you without ever having asked a question.
- Face: Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
- Hannibal: [to Murdock] I'm sure I could rustle up some soup for you, but the rest of us - we've gotta have a turkey.
- Gen. Hunt Stockwell: [coming in] Good afternoon, gentlemen.
- Hannibal: I think he's too big for the pot.
- Murdock: [talking about Face] He's a great guy. Always there in a pinch. He'd rip the shirt off his back for you. Then he'd go out scam one for himself.
- A.J. Bancroft: A con man with integrity. It's an interesting combination.
- Murdock: Darn it. Erica is not at home.
- [hangs up the phone]
- Faceman: Erica?
- Hannibal: Yeah, Murdock's got a girlfriend.
- Faceman: [to Murdock] You do?
- Murdock: Maybe, maybe not. She just moved into our apartement building and I met her at the mailboxes and we kind of hit it off in a cerebral way.
- Frankie: Yeah?
- Murdock: I asked her if she could look after my hamster and she said she would.
- Hannibal: Sounds like true love to me.
- Faceman: Congratulations, Murdock, you know it isn't often that a girl offers to take care of a guy's rodent.