The A-Team (TV Series)

Quarterback Sneak (1986)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• "Hannibal" : You remember how quickly you struck up a conversation with that West German ambassador last year?

  "Faceman" : Sure, I happen to know one traveling salesman joke in German, but I don't even understand the punchline!

• "Faceman" : This plan is Von Schtinken.

• "Faceman" : [trying to win over a guard with a German joke]  Ich kann noch immer Klavier spielen!

  "Faceman" : [laughs]  Ist gut, ja?

  Rolf : [ignoring the joke]  Deine Befehle, Herr Schmidt?

• "Faceman" : Ralf Schmidt. Ich bin Ihre Ablösung.

  Rolf : Deine Befehle, Herr Schmidt?

  "Faceman" : Ah...

  [whines desperately, which turns into laughing]