The A-Team (TV Series)

Recipe for Heavy Bread (1983)

Mr. T: B.A. Baracus

Quotes 

• Face : B.A., you're destroying the elevator!

  B.A. Baracus : Another common area bites the dust.

• Parking Attendant : Good afternoon, sir, may I...

  B.A. Baracus : May you what, sucker?

  Parking Attendant : Eh, may I park your vehicle?

  B.A. Baracus : Are you crazy? Nobody drives my van but me. Get outta here!

• Murdock : [pretending B.A. is a famous French actor]  Bravo! Bravo, bravo!

  B.A. Baracus : [to the parking attendant]  Don't touch my van, sucker. If you do, I'll feed you your socks.

  Murdock : Oh mella bell! It's the famous 'Feed you your socks' line from the Pulitzer prize winning play, 'Right on, Ruth' by Margaret Hanley.

  B.A. Baracus : Shut up, fool, come on!

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : While the other prisoners were eating roaches and grass, you were enjoying smoked almonds and getting your nails buffed.

  Tom Anderson : That was 10 years ago as you said, even you can't hold a grudge that long.

  B.A. Baracus : Maybe he can't, but I can!

  [corners Tommy] 

• Face : B.A., don't sit down, you're gonna get grease on the couch. I don't live here, remember? I'm just a guest.

  B.A. Baracus : You not even a guest, Mr. Toney comes back he's gonna hit you with a lawsuit.

  Face : Not if he can't find me.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [the Team finds out Faceman has been using the alias 'Mr. Toney']  Mr. Toney? You gotta be kidding!

  B.A. Baracus : Sounds like some hairdresser to me.

  Amy Allen : Mr. Toney, isn't that the name of a famous L.A. decorator?

• B.A. Baracus : [taking the elevator car apart]  Another common area bites the dust.