The A-Team (TV Series)

Skins (1985)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• Faceman : I don't believe that. Do you believe that? Do you believe those guys bought that?

  Murdock : Look, you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but that sucker back there we could have fooled every time.

  Faceman : Yeah, they don't make them bad guys like they used to, do they?

• Murdock : Well, B.A. Baracus, what's it feel like now you here? You taking it all in? It's hard to imagine that, centuries ago, your tribesmen, settled right here, on this ground upon which we lay. Look at the dirt, go on, look at it, look at it, look at it. The tips of their toes curdled around each particle of dirt right here in the palm of my hand. The ashes from their campfires, right here in the palm of my hand. The drippings from their pots and pans, right here in the palm of my hand. The leftovers after Sunday dinner right here in the palm of my hand. B.A. Baracus, this is your roots!

  B.A. Baracus : [grabs the dirt]  This is dirt, fool, which I'm gonna stuff in your face if you don't shut up.

  [walks off] 

  Faceman : What's the matter with him?

  Murdock : Eh! Nostalgia.

• Faceman : Er, Hannibal, we got a lotta balls juggling here, I just hope your plan comes together.

  "Hannibal" Smith : Have a little faith, Lieutenant.

• Faceman : [figuring how much poachers make for elephant tusks]  You figure 30 pounds per tusk, about $30 a pound, and if they get 40 tusks a day... that comes to... $120,000. Not bad for a day's pay.

• Murdock : [B.A.'s freaking out after waking up to a monkey on his bed]  First we find out you're afraid of flying, and now you're afraid of simians.

  Faceman : Monkeys!