The A-Team (TV Series)

The Crystal Skull (1986)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• Chief Walekino : It is custom king must take bride. Most beautiful woman of all island.

  Murdock : Oh, look, Chief, I mean, I couldn't possibly choose the most beautiful

  Chief Walekino : You do not have to choose right away.

  Murdock : Good.

  Chief Walekino : Romance all women. It is duty of King.

  Face : I would have been perfect for this job.

• Leesa : I am Leesa, your humble servant. I do as you command.

  Murdock : No, no, no, you're not my servant and you don't have to do as I command. I mean I can't...

  [to all] 

  Murdock : This woman will not serve me. This woman will be my equal.

  Face : The women's movement comes to Toga Island.

• Australian Mercenary : You didn't say anything about no monks!

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Well, monks do go with a monastary, now don't they?

  Australian Mercenary : I understand you have some diamonds?

  Face : [posing as a monk]  Men of God have no need for such... baubles.

• Murdock : "Man who chases too many dollars, chases disappointment."

  Face : It's too long.

  Murdock : Eight words. Eight words is the ideal fortune in a fortune cookie.

  Face : Okay, then it's dumb. Besides, it's not true.

  Murdock : "Man who must write 200 fortunes by Monday, needs support of all friends around him."

  Face : 200? Over the weekend?

  Murdock : Listen, pal, they don't stop eating fortune cookies on the weekend. They must eat at least 14 million Sunday night alone.

  Face : Well, I hope you're getting paid by the cookie.