- Hannibal: What are we gonna do when this thing's over? I mean what are we really qualified to do?
- Face: Go after thugs in the park?
- Hannibal: And outlawed motorcycle gangs, organized crime figures, why, there's a world of slimeballs out there.
- Murdock: I knew it. I just knew you had a plan.
- Hannibal: Comforting, isn't it?
- B.A. Baracus: I'll get the van!
- Hannibal: [on the phone with Stockwell] We'll get Randy Anderson's daughter back, because he's a decent man. But not for you General, not any more.
- Murdock: [to the female KGB agent after been threatening, trying to seduce her] Joined together in blissful detente: my Apollo and your Soyuz.
- Bernie Greene: Well, what they don't know, is they're now dealing with Bernie Greene, a pretty tough piece of beef jerky!
- Olga: Unfortunately your stubborn behavior renders you useless to us. And you will now be killed by my comrades outside. Goodbye.
- Murdock: Just think, if we get a pardon, we may never have to eat a knuckle sandwich again.
- B.A. Baracus: I wouldn't bet on it, crazy man, looks like Hannibal is on the jazz again.
- Bernie Greene: [Night Fever playing] Not bad if you like the Bee Gees. But I'll take Twisted Sister any day.
- George Nemchek: And you accuse me of getting senile?
- Bernie Greene: [to the girl] He's just angry because the Doobie Brothers broke up.
- George Nemchek: Who? Who?
- Iris Vosburgh: There's a Mr. Anderson in the lounge. You want me to blow him off?
- George Nemchek: Well thanks anyway, Iris. We'll see him.