The A-Team (TV Series)

The Say U.N.C.L.E. Affair (1986)

Eddie Velez: Frankie Santana

Quotes 

• Murdock : It's so nice to be back in L.A. The freeways, the shallow people, the superficial relationships, how could we have lived anywhere else?

  Frankie : And don't forget the smog.

  Murdock : Oh, the smog... and at sunset, when the light hits the inversion layer just right, it turns a beautiful shade of orange.

  Hannibal : Brings a tear to the eye.

• Carla : This is the last time I will be able to communicate. You must find Stockwell within the next 36 hours.

  Hannibal : Or what?

  Carla : Everything folds up and disappears. This process has already begun. Unless the General's voice hits the blue phone before the deadline, everything, every bit of this operation will vanish. You would be on your own.

  Frankie : Well, what about our pardon?

  Carla : It disappears with the General.

• B.A. : I can't take no more of this jukebox music!

  [grabs the compact disc player] 

  Frankie : Hey! Be careful with that, it belongs to my cousin!

  B.A. : If you crank it up one more time it belongs to the garbageman!

• Face : Frankie, why on Earth would your cousin put such a fine sound system into his motor home?

  Frankie : Because the clientele demands it. He rents this baby out on all the big tours, mayor names. Glen Fry, Tom Petty, Huey Lewis. Next time you use that shower, remember, Madonna was in there, naked.