The A-Team (TV Series)

There's Always a Catch (1983)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• Amy : Murdock, why are you eating a sandwich that's frozen?

  Murdock : I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : [on why he and B.A. won't be scuba diving]  B.A. and I have been working out, you two look a little flabby.

  Templeton Peck : FlabbY?

  Murdock : Just WHAT are we supposed to be doing down there, Colonel, other than not drink the water?

• "B.A." Baracus : [being rushed out of the hospital on a gurney]  Be careful, this ain't no silly car race.

  Murdock : Leave the driving to me.

• "B.A." Baracus : Did you plant the charges?

  Murdock : Ready to go BOOM!