- Jacqueline 'Jackie' Taylor: This is the wildest thing I've ever done. You guys are crazy!
- "Hannibal" Smith: Speaking of Murdock, where is he?
- "Hannibal" Smith: I've explained it to you before: If we get Jackie in a marriage contract, Calvin can't touch her. If he kills her, you get the money.
- "Faceman" Peck: But what if he kills me?
- "Hannibal" Smith: Well, then the orphanage in your will gets the money. See, he gets nothing!
- Murdock: Eh, would you mind delivering this for me?
- "Hannibal" Smith: What is it?
- "B.A." Baracus: It's that stupid letter he was writing last night, Hannibal. The man is nuts. He's writing Cutter a letter, telling him how sorry and bad he feel for leaving the man at the altar.
- "Hannibal" Smith: [sincerely] He was lucky to have had you, as short a time as he did.
- "B.A." Baracus: Oh man!
- "Hannibal" Smith: You look just like that guy at Lucy's in Saigon.
- "Faceman" Peck: Well, you look like Lucy.
- "Faceman" Peck: I'm sorry things couldn't have worked out another way, but eh, now that you've dumped your husband, what are you doing tonight?
- Jacqueline 'Jackie' Taylor: Hmm.
- [laughs]
- Jacqueline 'Jackie' Taylor: I think things worked great. Besides, Face, you're not the marrying kind. It would take you about a week to get the seven year itch.
- Murdock: I leave with you my Captain Bellybuster cap for security. Now, you take good care of it. I promise you, I will return for my Captain Bellybuster cap.
- Murdock: [posing as a French chef] Je n'es pis pous pas! You say you let that 'nother truck pass? That was the wrong cake! That was the pinaple. We are to be serving the lemmon cake.
- Murdock: [posh accent] You see, aside from being the A-team's perennial bride, I also handle the, eh, psychological profiles, but I shan't, eh, I shan't bore you with my credentials, my dear.
- Murdock: [running away from the altar dressed as the bride, to a woman guest] Thanks for coming to the ceremony, love your dress!