"The A-Team" Timber! (TV Episode 1984) - Dirk Benedict as Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Samantha Lawrence : If I were just a man, I would haul off and crack McEwan one right across the jaw.

Face : Well, I'm glad you're not a man. I like you just the way you are.
Murdock : People have been looking for this missing link for years. I'm gonna tie this baby and I'm gonna get my name right up there with Charles Darwin and Leo Bell.

Hannibal : Leo Bell, who's that?

Murdock : That's the guy in the room next to me. He's got a mouth so big he can put a whole jar of peanut butter in it, lid and all.

Hannibal : Really?

Murdock : Aye.

Face : Jealous?
Face : Boy, these trees really look a lot bigger when you get outside...

Hannibal : The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Face : Now, you had to use that one, didn't you, Hannibal?
Samantha Lawrence : Please be careful.

Face : You can count on it. I'm allergic to bullets, especially those headed in my direction.
Samantha Lawrence : It's a long way to L.A., so I brought you some sandwiches.

[kisses Face on the cheek]

Samantha Lawrence : Your favorite kind.

Face : Ah, my favorite kind?

Samantha Lawrence : Ham sandwiches.
Hannibal : Face, did you see a sign saying we were leaving the country?

Face : No.

Hannibal : No. We're still in the middle of the United States of America, it's a free country, we can go anywhere we want.

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck