The A-Team (TV Series)

Waiting for Insane Wayne (1986)

Dwight Schultz: 'Howling Mad' Murdock

Quotes 

• Murdock : A mathematical equation, 4 thugs equals two hundred thousand dollars. I just may pass that loony test yet.

• Hannibal : [posing as Peco Bob]  Aren't we forgetting something, Mr. Kincaid?

  Kincaid : You mean money?

  Hannibal : Well...

  Murdock : [posing as Insande Wayne]  I do this not for play, but for pay!

  Kincaid : You said on the phone a hundred thousand dollars. Half now, and half when the job is finished.

  Murdock : Well, I know that, but insane people can change their minds from time to time. I want it all... now!

  Kincaid : What if I say no?

  Murdock : Then I'm gonna put a pox on your house!

  [laughs like a maniac] 

• Murdock : I can read this ink blot really well--it's a jackass standing next to an antique desk.