The A-Team (TV Series)
Where Is the Monster When You Need Him? (1985)
Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
Quotes
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Sheriff : You must turn the plane around now, or I will be forced to take you all prisoner.
Faceman : [to sheriff] My amigo! Look, only a week ago I was down here; you said to me, "hombre de carra,"
[to others listening]
Faceman : that's, uh 'Faceman' in Spanish.
[to sheriff]
Faceman : You said, 'me casa e su casa."
[to others]
Faceman : That's 'my house is your house.'
[to sheriff]
Faceman : Well, whatever happened to come to my house and be a guest for dinner, whatever happened to all that, amigo mio stuff, huh?
Hannibal : Does, uh, this guy have a daughter, Face?
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Jenny : [Jenny is the stereotypical "dumb blonde."] Everybody's really angry with you and I don't think it's fair. I mean, you had it all set up. They broke their promises.
Faceman : Oh, I know, Jenny. I just don't understand it. I lie, I cheat, I steal, and I just don't get any respect!
[Jenny looks blank]
Faceman : That's a joke,
[laughs nervously]
Faceman : just a little joke.
Jenny : Oh!
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[Landing the clunker plane on a Mexican runway]
Templeton 'Faceman' Peck : Don't you, uh, don't you usually leave the engines running so you can taxi?
'Howling Mad' Murdock : [straining at the controls] Yes, that is my usual procedure, Facey-man. However, we are out of petrol!
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Jenny : It's my first real featured acting role. Eh, I did a 'Love Boat' in May, but I was mostly just background. Except for I did say 'Good Morning Mr. Faskin' to Donald O'Connor out by the pool.
Faceman : Oh, Jenny, Jenny, say that again!
Jenny : What, you mean the 'Good morning Mr. Faskin' line?
Faceman : Yes, yes, just the way you said it before.
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[Faceman has purloined a clunker plane for their trip to Mexico]
Faceman : Murdock, eh, how does she look?
Murdock : [angry] This is what we call in Pilot Land, "A coffin with wings!" And it's a good thing that the big angry guy hasn't laid eyes on it or you'd be looking for a soft place to sit, you know what I mean?
Faceman : Yeah, I know what you mean.
One Shot : Hey, who's that giant with the mohawk that's passed out in the cabin?
Faceman : Oh, him! Don't worry about him. He's just there for ballast.
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Jerry : How can we beat these guys with prop weapons and special effects?
Hannibal : Jer, you never know how clever or stupid the enemy is until you test him!
Jenny : [speaking to Face] Hey, be careful, okay?
Faceman : Ah, Careful is my name.
Hannibal : Lake Charles is your name.
[Firmly leads Face away from Jenny]
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Faceman : [Face has been looking over the contract to see if he can find a way around Charles quitting the movie] It says here that Lake, Charles T. has to perform the part.
Jerry : Yes!
Faceman : Yes.
Jerry : He just left!
Faceman : No, no, no, no, Jerry, Charles Lake left, Lake Charles is standing here, looking at ya!
