The A-Team (TV Series)

Where Is the Monster When You Need Him? (1985)

Rick Garcia: 'One Shot'

Quotes 

• [Faceman has purloined a clunker plane for their trip to Mexico] 

  Faceman : Murdock, eh, how does she look?

  Murdock : [angry]  This is what we call in Pilot Land, "A coffin with wings!" And it's a good thing that the big angry guy hasn't laid eyes on it or you'd be looking for a soft place to sit, you know what I mean?

  Faceman : Yeah, I know what you mean.

  One Shot : Hey, who's that giant with the mohawk that's passed out in the cabin?

  Faceman : Oh, him! Don't worry about him. He's just there for ballast.