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ALF : No offense, but, Kate, if you get a job who's gonna take care of me?
Willie Tanner : ALF, you're 231 years old. You should be able to take care of yourself by now.
ALF : You'd think so, wouldn't you?
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ALF : Willie, you lox! Your wife is telling you she's about to spawn again!
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ALF : Great! A new baby! We'll raise him as our own!
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ALF : I can't believe it! You're gonna be a mother! Brian, get some papers. Lynn, boil some water.
Kate Tanner : Well, ALF, the baby won't be here for eight months.
ALF : Who's talking about the baby? I want a cup of tea and I want to read the funnies.
