Quotes
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ALF : No offense, but, Kate, if you get a job who's gonna take care of me?
Willie Tanner : ALF, you're 231 years old. You should be able to take care of yourself by now.
ALF : You'd think so, wouldn't you?
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Lynn Tanner : Julie and I stayed after school to protest cheerleading tryouts.
Willie Tanner : Well, why would you do that?
Lynn Tanner : I was protesting because I think cheerleading is a sexist exploitation of the concept of woman as perennial spectator. Julie was protesting because she was eliminated in the first round.
