ALF (TV Series)

Some Enchanted Evening (1987)

Paul Fusco: ALF

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• Willie Tanner : Okay Mister, I want the truth and i want it now!

  ALF : All right. Your hair is thinning.

  Willie Tanner : You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you? You called people and told them to wear costumes just so you could come.

  ALF : You dragged me in here to tell me things i already know?

  Willie Tanner : On top of that, you invited the Burkes.

  ALF : Again, old news.

  Willie Tanner : Just tell me why?

  ALF : Because I want you to get that promotion. Get out there and start kissing up.

  [ALF starts making kissing sounds much to Willie's chagrin] 

  Willie Tanner : I'm not kissing up to anyone, especially not Walter Burke!

  ALF : I knew you wouldn't, so that's why i'm here to do it for you.

• Willie Tanner : You can't go out there, what if they discover you're an alien?

  ALF : They won't, they'll think i'm wearing a costume. See!

  Willie Tanner : Where did you get that zipper?

  ALF : You know that old jacket you were going to throw out?

  Willie Tanner : Yeah.

  ALF : Better hang on to it, I ripped this out of your new raincoat.

  Willie Tanner : [irritated]  All right go on, go out there, I don't care, blow your cover, that's fine!

• ALF : [to Bernice]  Hey cowgirl... nice calves... Haaa!

• ALF : Hey, so what did you think Liz?

  Lizard : The King lives.

  ALF : Thanks. Hey, science question, If there were an alien life form, what would he be like?

  Lizard : Huh?

  ALF : Are you deaf?, I'm trying to get some insight, You're an egghead, right?

  Lizard : I do well scholastically.

  ALF : Yeah, right. What about aliens ?

  Lizard : They'd probably have highly developed brains and be very advanced.

  ALF : Well, thank you.