ALF (TV Series)
Some Enchanted Evening (1987)
Max Wright: Willie Tanner
Quotes
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Willie Tanner : Okay Mister, I want the truth and i want it now!
ALF : All right. Your hair is thinning.
Willie Tanner : You got a hold of our guest list, didn't you? You called people and told them to wear costumes just so you could come.
ALF : You dragged me in here to tell me things i already know?
Willie Tanner : On top of that, you invited the Burkes.
ALF : Again, old news.
Willie Tanner : Just tell me why?
ALF : Because I want you to get that promotion. Get out there and start kissing up.
[ALF starts making kissing sounds much to Willie's chagrin]
Willie Tanner : I'm not kissing up to anyone, especially not Walter Burke!
ALF : I knew you wouldn't, so that's why i'm here to do it for you.
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Willie Tanner : You can't go out there, what if they discover you're an alien?
ALF : They won't, they'll think i'm wearing a costume. See!
Willie Tanner : Where did you get that zipper?
ALF : You know that old jacket you were going to throw out?
Willie Tanner : Yeah.
ALF : Better hang on to it, I ripped this out of your new raincoat.
Willie Tanner : [irritated] All right go on, go out there, I don't care, blow your cover, that's fine!
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Kate Tanner : Honey, you might get that promotion after all.
Willie Tanner : Sounds like ALF might get the promotion. I don't want to work for ALF.
Kate Tanner : We already do.
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[the Burkes have shown up at the Tanners for the Halloween party]
Willie Tanner : Did you invite them?
Kate Tanner : Of course not!
Willie Tanner : Why is he here? Why the costumes?
Kate Tanner : Maybe they're just trick-or-treating.
Willie Tanner : What am i supposed to do? offer them candy and send them on their way?
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Lynn Tanner : How do you like Lizard?
Willie Tanner : I like him, he's intelligent, polite, well groomed. Does he have a van?
Lynn Tanner : No.
Willie Tanner : I love him.
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Willie Tanner : Somebody seems to have invited the Burkes and also told all these people to wear costumes. I don't know who that was or why he did it, but i'm going to go into the garage and strangle him.
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Willie Tanner : alf is the life of this party.
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Willie Tanner : you know brian 70 percent is alot