- Willie Tanner: ALF!
- Flakey Pete: [walks into the kitchen] Oh, hi, Willie.
- Willie Tanner: Where is he?
- Flakey Pete: Who? Your little alien guy?
- Willie Tanner: If anything, anything has happened to him, you are gonna be...
- ALF: Hey, Willie.
- Willie Tanner: ALF!
- ALF: Willie.
- Willie Tanner: ALF!
- ALF: Willie!
- Brian Tanner: ALF!
- ALF: [to Brian] Willie!
- Lynn Tanner: ALF!
- ALF: [to Lynn] Willie!
- Kate Tanner: ALF!
- ALF: [to Kate] Willie?
- Lynn Tanner: We were worried sick about you.
- ALF: Really? Were you throwing up and everything?
- Kate Tanner: Well, no, but we're very relieved you're alright.
- ALF: Willie, get your camera. We wanna preserve this moment of caring.
- ALF: What happened to your Thanksgiving dinner?
- Jake Ochmonek: Uncle Rocky's still carvin' it. Come on, Brian, let's go spoil our appetites.