- Patsy: [to Saffie] Oh, you little bitch troll from hell! You mean, ungrateful, little bit of dirt! You think you've had it so hard. I never had the things you had when I was born.
- Saffron: Oh, here we go.
- Patsy: I never had friends or parties or presents. Ya know? The first few years of my life I was just locked in a room!
- Patsy: [to Saffie] I resent you!
- Edina: [Trying to calm Patsy] No you don't.
- Patsy: Yes I do. I hate you! Just when my life hit a good patch, along you came, you miserable piece of flesh. You should've ended up in the dust bin! The incinerator was too good for you! You know, when I heard that Eddie was pregnant, I told her to abort! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT! I said "Chuck it down the pan!". I said "Bring me..."
- Saffron: [Interrupting] A knitting needle?
- Patsy: [Fiercely] A knitting needle!
- Saffron: [Saffie slaps Patsy's face]
- Eddie: Had two husbands, one was too short, one was gay. Still, sweetie, if you want to know how to peck a dwarf on the cheek as he's walking out of the house to the disco in your dress , then I'm your girl.