Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Birthday (1992)

Joanna Lumley: Patsy

Quotes 

• Eddie , Patsy : [singing]  They say our love won't pay the rent...

  Eddie : I'm Cher, Patsy. I'm doing the Cher bit.

• [last lines] 

  Eddie , Patsy : [singing]  Wheels on fire, rolling down the road / Best notify my next of kin, this wheel shall explode.

  Patsy : Mash potato. Watch out, darling.

• Patsy : [singing]  I can't get no... satisfaction.

• Eddie : God, I hate Morgan Fairchild.

  Patsy : I hate Jane bloody Fonda.

  Eddie : I hope all their old skin comes back to haunt them.

  Patsy : I bought that bloody woman's tapes. I paid for those plastic domes on her chest. I want them when she dies.

  Eddie : You know, there must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.

  Patsy : Skeleton thin with plastic bumps.

  Eddie : The flesh will rot away, but the bumps will still be there. Little coffins full of bones and bumps.

  Patsy : Yes.

• Gran : You're not eating, Patsy?

  Patsy : No. Liquid lunch for me Mrs M.