Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Birthday (1992)
Jennifer Saunders: Edina
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Quotes
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Eddie : [on turning 40] This is something that is happening to me. This is something that I've got to deal with, alright. I'm sorry if that sounds selfish, but it's me, me, me!
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Eddie : If my mother hadn't uncrossed her legs, I could be two weeks younger.
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Eddie : No! No, no, no darling! I will not have a surprise. I will not have a surprise party. If it's going to be a surprise, I want to know about it, alright! Because I want to decide when I'm going to come and what I'm going to wear if I do come, alright? You can't expect me to go to any old bloody party, darling.
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Eddie : Oh, sweetie, sweetie... Oooh, sweetie, darling... Darling, they're gorgeous. Where did you get them, sweetie? Hmm? Was it Harvey Nichols, darling?
Saffron : Yes.
Eddie : Well, you should tell me. I can get a discount there, sweetie.
Saffron : I'm glad you like them.
Eddie : Well, darling, they're hardly the ill-judged tat you normally give me. I mean, Lacroix, darling... They are Lacroix, aren't they, darling? They're not just something you put in the box, are they, sweetie?
Saffron : Do you like them or not?
Eddie : I like them if they're Lacroix.
Saffron : Well they are.
Eddie : Oh, good. I like them, darling.
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Eddie : Do you think we ought to get some hormone replacement packs in for emergencies? Do you think so, darling? I mean, one day, sweetie, you could come home and find me just a little toothless old wad of gum on the floor. You'd have to slap some glands on me, quick. I'll get some.
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Saffron : Look, I didn't know what you'd want, so I invited a few people round for family lunch.
Eddie : Family? What are you calling family, darling? We're hardly the bloody Waltons, are we. Not just you and my mother, I hope. Is it?
Saffron : Look, will you stop behaving like this, please?
Eddie : Darling, this is how I behave. Anyway, I'm allowed to behave however I want on my birthday. House rule, remember, sweetie? Hmm? Especially to someone who didn't even think I might like a champagne breakfast. Not even a bloody cup of tea to wake up to on my birthday, no that would be asking too much, wouldn't it?
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Eddie : All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay.
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Eddie : God, I hate Morgan Fairchild.
Patsy : I hate Jane bloody Fonda.
Eddie : I hope all their old skin comes back to haunt them.
Patsy : I bought that bloody woman's tapes. I paid for those plastic domes on her chest. I want them when she dies.
Eddie : You know, there must be a moment, about a week after death, when all those women finally achieve the figure they desire.
Patsy : Skeleton thin with plastic bumps.
Eddie : The flesh will rot away, but the bumps will still be there. Little coffins full of bones and bumps.
Patsy : Yes.
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Eddie : [to Patsy] I went to a party the other night, Pats. I thought I looked so gorgeous, so cool, darling. I just flirted and was loud and gorgeous all night. You know, I was Kathleen Turner, Marisa Berenson, everybody...
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Eddie : Family? Family? God, I hope you're not inviting that bloody, bollocky, selfish, two-faced, chicken, bastard, pig-dog man are you?