Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Cleanin' (2003)
Jennifer Saunders: Edina
Quotes
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Eddie : [to Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton] Well, see, the trouble with you is you're not giving me anything. You know, if you want something from the tabs, you gotta give 'em something back. You're just kinda flatlining nice and sweet, are you? And they want a little bit of a heartbeat. They don't wanna know your mum's your best friend, do they? They want it to be some one-armed, lesbian assailant seeker! They want the full cellulite shots! They want a forty-in-the-bed party with your Spice mates! They want your main lining, arm-jacking, smack-crack nightmare, darling! They want you fileted all over the butcher's block so they can photograph all your organs for "Heat" magazine! I mean, frankly, for once, I would like to see you foaming at the mouth, stinking of piss in the gutter with this little thumb stuck up Justin Timberlake's ass and you wearing nothing but a Gucci belt!
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Emma Bunton : Since when has your office been in your house?
Eddie : Oh, darling - no-one has a proper office anymore. You know, my work is me - it's called cocooning. Everything is me: I am my own desk, I am my own filing cabinet - everything is stored in me.
Bubble : In your cheeks, by the look of it.
