Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

France (1992)

Geoffrey McGivern: Customs Officer

Quotes 

• Patsy : I need to see my lawyer. I must be allowed to make that telephone call before my freedom is finally snatched away from me.

  Customs Officer : That won't be necessary Miss Stone. The white powder we found was a perfectly harmless innocent substance.

  Eddie : [gasps]  Oh!

  Customs Officer : You're all free to go.

  Patsy : I beg your pardon?

  Customs Officer : You're free to go. Be a bit more careful next time.

  Patsy : Just hang on there! I demand that you re-test it! Come back here! I paid a, a huge amount of money for that substance! Don't tell me it was talcum powder!