Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

France (1992)

Julia Sawalha: Saffron

Quotes 

• Bubble : Oh, this sort of thing's never happened to me before.

  Saffron : Well, you've never done anything before.

  Bubble : I know.

• Saffron : [answering the phone]  Hello?... Mum?... No... How can you have malnutrition?

• Saffron : It's lovely here.

  Eddie : It's lovely, yeah.

  Saffron : How can you not be enjoying it? It's so peaceful and relaxing. Just walking, and reading, and playing games. It's fun.

  Eddie : Fun? Hmm. I can see it should be fun, I know it should be fun, sweetie. It's... It's like a secret no one's let me in on. You know, it's your sort of fun. Mmm? Yeah.

  Saffron : Yes. Well, I think I'll go and have a stroll in the village.

  Eddie : Alright. I won't come.

• Bubble : [playing Monopoly]  Oh, I'm broke.

  Patsy : Take another mortgage. Don't give in.

  Bubble : What, on a "get out of jail free" card?

  Patsy : Well, try.

  Saffron : I thought you were broke. Where did you get all that money from?

  Patsy : Don't question me.

  Saffron : Where did you get it?

  Patsy : I borrowed it from the bank.

  Saffron : Well, you can't do that. That's cheating.

  Patsy : Listen, you little stoat. I own Park Lane. I can borrow as much money as I like.

• Eddie : [to Bubble]  I don't know why I don't sack you.

  Saffron : [Bubble starts to cry]  Don't be silly, Mum. Where else are you going find someone who makes doing nothing into an art form?

  [to Barry] 

  Saffron : I'm sorry. I had to say that.

  Bubble : It's alright. I didn't quite understand what you meant.