Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Morocco (1994)

Joanna Lumley: Patsy

Quotes 

• Eddie : Study? You don't go to Marrakech to study, darling.

  Patsy : No you don't!

  Eddie : There are lots of reasons to go to Marrakech and studying is not one of them, sweetie. You go to Marrakech for I don't know, drugs, dirt-cheap plates and rugs.

  Patsy : Yeah, easy-going sex with gorgeous, under-age youths...

  Eddie : Yeaaah. Sex changes, doesn't it, Pats? Well, not now, anyway. Not now, anymore.

• Saffron : Well, mum...

  Patsy : No, Eddie!

  Eddie : What?

  Patsy : No, to whatever she's going to say!

  Saffron : I'm talking to my mother!

  Patsy : Just say no, Eddie!

  Eddie : What?

  Patsy : Just tell her no.

  Eddie : I don't understand!

  Saffron : Let me go to Morocco.

  Patsy : No!

  Eddie : Well why not let her go to Morocco? We're going to Marrakech.

  Saffron : It's in Morocco.

  Patsy : This little scud from hell is trying to slime her way onto a trip, and we don't want it.

  Saffron : But, Mum!

  Patsy : Don't you "But, Mum" her!

• Eddie : Just do whatever you want sweetie.

  Patsy : Eddie!

  Eddie : Well... But as your mother, I cannot be held responsible for your well-being. Alright? If you come with us, you're on your own.

• Saffron : Mum! That man pinched me!

  Patsy : Darling, don't worry. He's obviously very old and completely blind.

• Patsy : [about Saffy]  Pretty big tits.

• Eddie : There's no bell! Hello? Hello? Hello? Have you got a toilet for the Madam.

  Patsy : Madamoiselle. Moiselle.

  Eddie : Can't you just not go in a hole somewhere?

  Patsy : Go on Eddy, over there. Come on!

• Patsy : Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

  Eddie : A bit of bad news, darling?

  Patsy : Yeah, it appears the equipment has turned up.

• Saffron : She burned me with her cigarette!

  Patsy : Accident.

• Patsy : Quite big tits.

• Patsy : Let's do that Sonny and Cher number.

  [singing] 

  Patsy : They say I...

  [spoken] 

  Patsy : Hang on, I'll just get this chord right.

  [singing] 

  Patsy : They say I...

• Eddie : Have you eaten something?

  Patsy : No, not since nineteen seventy three.

• Patsy : [to Edina]  Don't question me!

  Eddie : The only thing I was in danger of sleeping with was a donkey, and even he did a runner.

• [last lines] 

  Saffron : Come on. Wake up!

  Eddie : Oh, God! Did I fall asleep here? Oh, damn. Wake up, Pats! Wake up, darling. Let's catch up on a bit of luxury, sweetie. Oh! I'm going to have some breakfast and sit by the pool or something.

  Saffron : We've got to go, it's Friday.

  Patsy : Friday?

  Saffron : You've been unconscious for three days.

  Eddie , Patsy : No!

  Eddie : What's that smell? What's that smell? Is that you, sweetie? That sort of honey, yoghurty smell? Is that you?

• Patsy : Actually, I brought these with me, Eddie.

• Saffron : Mum!

  Patsy : Damn!