Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Morocco (1994)
John Wells: Uncle Humphrey
Quotes
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Uncle Humphrey : [to Saffy] I hope you didn't think I was some sort of dirty old man.
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Uncle Humphrey : Now, would you like to try a local speciality?
Saffron : Oh yes, I'd love to.
Uncle Humphrey : Well, you take a pot of scented honey mixed with goat's cheese yoghurt, sprinkled with almonds from the Atlas Mountains. You spread it all over your naked nubile young body, and allow a man old enough to be your father to lick it off. Just like her mother. Tease, tease, tease.
