Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
New Best Friend (1994)
Joanna Lumley: Patsy
Quotes
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Patsy : [about Bettina] Neat? She was so anally-retentive, she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture!
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Patsy : I should have sued. I was cut to ribbons, scarred for life.
Saffron : Extraordinary how it managed to hit you in exactly the same place behind each ear.
Eddie : Sweetie!
Patsy : Go on, Eddie, go on
Eddie : What?
Patsy : Well go on, go goon. You're going to tell this little trail of cat sick that I was badly injured and not to question me.
Eddie : No, I wasn't. I was gonna say, "Sweetie, darling, if you want to be some help to Mama, go upstairs and clear surfaces. Go on, darling." Mwah, mwah, mwah.
[points to June]
Eddie : Take her with you, take her with you. Clear her, clear her. Neat and neat and neat.
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Patsy : So no lunch then, Ed?
Eddie : Not unless Bettina arrives early. Then I shall have lunch with her.
Patsy : [in funny voice] Can I borrow the car?
Eddie : No, I'm picking up Bettina from the airport.
[Patsy puts her head down, upset]
Eddie : [under breath, annoyed] Oh god... Oh god... Well , what's the matter?
Patsy : I'm not happy.
Eddie : Well take the car. Just go. Go.
Patsy : I don't want the car.
Eddie : Well just go and be unhappy somewhere else. Go on... Go on!
[nudges Patsy]
Patsy : Don't touch me!
Eddie : Well just bug off! Bug off! Bug off!
[Patsy knocks an ash tray off the kitchen table and knocks candlesticks and ornaments off a shelf as she goes up the stairs]
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Patsy : Oh hi Brit, it's Patsy.
Britt Ekland : Patsy?
Patsy : Stone.
Britt Ekland : Stone?
Patsy : Patsy, Patsy Stone, Stone Patsy, Patsy Stone.
Britt Ekland : Oh Patsy.
Patsy : Oh Brits.
Britt Ekland : Pats
Patsy : Brits
Britt Ekland : Pat
Patsy : Bri
Britt Ekland : Pa
Patsy : Br
Britt Ekland : Puh
Patsy : Buh