Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Parralox (2001)

Jennifer Saunders: Edina

Quotes 

• Edina : [Edina had an overdose of parralox and cannot speak coherently, nor move her facial muscles, so she seems spastic]  Dududu... bbblll... ggggllll... bllllggugguuuu...!

  Labour Party Man : [shocked]  Oh my god! What's the matter with her?

  Edina : Gggglll... doodoo... ggggllll... Oooo... gggggg!

  Saffron : She always does this!

  [smacks her, revolted] 

  Saffron : She does it for attention!

• Edina : No Twiggy, we want to go with you for this. We could've gotten Kylie, but we know you have more class. You don't need to parade around with a pair of gold lame hot pants wedged up your chocolate starfish to make an impression.

  Saffron : What's happened to your face?

  Edina : Darling, she's just had a bit of the botox.

  Patsy : No, it's not botox. It's "parralox."

  Saffron : You look like a zombie.

  Edina : She still has emotions, you know. She just doesn't have to pay for them in wrinkles.

  Patsy : I'm happy about that, can't you tell?

  Edina : No.

  Patsy : Money well spent.