Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)

Small Opening (2001)

Jennifer Saunders: Edina

Quotes 

• Saffie : I use to dream of lovely families.

  Eddie : You had a family!

  Saffie : I lived with you and that piece of flint! You dragged me up! I've lived in such worlds I should have known nothing about! Worlds with no morals and no responsibilities! And not just glimpsed- you took my face with your four hands and pushed it up against the window!

  Patsy : We should have pushed it through!

• Saffie : [to Eddie]  You burnt and scared my best friend!

  Patsy : Who?

  Eddie : Titicaca.

  Patsy : Oh.

  Saffie : Her name is Sarah!

  Eddie : Darling, she was standing with her little pigtails too close to a candle!

  Patsy : Act of God!

  Saffie : You were holding the candle!

• Eddie : [to Saffy]  I know the kind of little play you will have written. It'll make "Mommie Dearest" look like "Winnie The Bloody Pooh".

• Eddie : How fat is the woman playing me?

  Saffie : Oh mom... In the whole world, there will never be anybody as FAT as you!